can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species »
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you are male
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who…
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
im screaming i love ellen
Demi getting shy and overwhelmed with the crowd during Warrior Speech.
Demi World Tour Diaries // San Diego, CA.